Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

well if you're having trouble with the high school head
he's giving you the blues
you want to graduate but not in his bed
here's what you gotta do
pick up the phone
I'm always home
call me anytime
just ring
362436 oh
I lead a life of crime

dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

you're got trouble in your life of love
you got a broken heart
he's double dealing with your best friend
that's where the teardrops start
pick up the phone
I'm here alone
or make a social call
come right in forget about him
we'll have ourselves a ball

dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

if you got a lady and you want her gone
but you ain't got the guts
she keeps nagging at you night and day
enough to drive you nuts
pick up the phone
leave her alone
it's time you made a stand
for a fee
I'm happy to be
your back door man

dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T.
done dirt cheap
neck ties, contracts, high voltage
done dirt cheap

dirty deeds
done dirt cheap
dirty deeds
done dirt cheap
dirty deeds do anything you want me to
done dirt cheap
dirty deeds
dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Ain't No Fun Waiting Round To Be A Millionaire

the following is a true story
only the names have been changed
to protect the guilty

well I left my job in my home town
and I headed for the smoke
got a rock 'n' roll band
and a fast right hand
gonna get to the top
nothin's gonna stop us no nothing
so if you got the money
we got the sound
you put it up
and we'll put it down
if you've got the dollar
we've got the song
just wanna boogie woogie all night long, yeah boogie
I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep
I'm trying to make a million
and I got patches
on the patches
on my old blue jeans
well they used to be blue
when they used to be new
when they used to be clean
but I got a momma
whose a hummer
just keepin' me alive
while I'm in the band room drinkin' with the boys
she's workin' nine to five
she knows her place that women
but just you wait
one of these days see me drivin' round town
in my rock 'n' rolls royce with the sun roof down
my bottle of booze no summertime blues
shouting loud look at me in my rock 'n ' roll voice
no it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire
do you believe me
it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun I don't care what they say
waiting round to be a millionaire
and drive a rolls Royce car
no it ain't no fun
you know it
waiting round to be a millionaire
no no no no no no no
no it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire

got a million dollar scream
well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) oh no
no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) that's what I said
well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich
no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) ain't no fun digging this ditch
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, you better believe me
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
no it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun)
No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, no
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

hey, hello Howard, how you doing friend, next door neighbour
getting you're fucking Jumbo outta my airport

it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

There's Gonna Be Some Rockin

well me and the boys out to have some fun
gonna put on a show
c'mon let's go
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
at the show tonight

every night there's a rock 'n' roll queen
gonna quiver and quake
gonna shake her thing
gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
at the show tonight

it's a rock 'n' roll show

we got a big fat sound
wanna
share it round
got a
big bass drum
gonna have some fun
gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
at the show tonight
c'mon
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin'
at the show tonight

there's gonna be some rockin', yeah

now is that rock or what
there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin', didn't I tell ya
there's gonna be some rockin', there's gonna be some rockin'
there's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight
there's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight
there's gonna be some rockin'
at the show tonight

Problem Child

Cop this
I'm hot and when I'm hot
I'm cold as ice
ya get out my way
just step aside
or pay the price
what I want I take what I don't I break
and I don't want you
with a
flick my knife I can change your life
there's nothin' you can do
I'm a problem child
I'm a problem child, yes I am
I'm a problem child, and I'm wild

make my stand
no man's land
on my own
man in blue
it's up to you
the seed is sown
what I want is stash what I don't I smash
and your on my list
dead or alive I got a .45
and I never miss
I'm a problem child, I'm a problem child
I'm a problem child, just runnin' wild

just watch your step
every night
street light
I drink my booze
some run
some fight
when I win they lose
what I need I like what I don't I fight
and I don't like you
say bye bye while you're still alive
your time is through
cause I'm a problem child
I'm a problem child, I'm a problem child
I'm a problem child
problem child,
I'm a problem child, even my mother hates me
I'm a problem child
I'm a problem child, you got your problems I got mine
I'm a problem child
I'm a problem child

Squealer

she said she'd never been
never been touched before
she said she'd never been
this far before
she said she'd never liked
to be excited
she said she always had
had to fight it
and she never won
she said she'd never been
never been balled before
and I don't think
she'll ever ball no more
fixed her good

(squealer) when I held her hand
(squealer) I made her understand
(squealer) when I kissed her lips
(squealer) sucked her finger tips
(squealer) started gettin' hot
(squealer) made it hard to stop
(squealer) got too much
(squealer) I think I got a magic touch

squealer
she was a squealer
squealer

Big Balls

well I'm upper upper class high society
gods gift to ball room notoriety
and I always fill my ball room
the event is never small
the social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
they're such big balls
and they're dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

and my balls are always bouncing
and my ball room always full
and everybody comes and comes again
if your name is on the guest list
no one can take you higher
everybody says I've got
great balls of fire
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best
my balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
we've got big balls
we've got big balls
we've got big balls
dirty big big balls
he's got big balls
she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of all

(we've got big balls)
(we've got big balls) and I'm just itching to tell you about them
(we've got big balls) oh we had such wonderful fun
(we've got big balls) seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
but we've got the biggest balls of all
bollocks, knackers

R.I.P.

leave me alone
like a dog with a bone
like a stone that's been thrown
let me be on my own
let me rock, let me rock
let me rock, let me rock in peace

outate my way
got a boogie to play
every dog has his day
rock 'n' roll's here to stay
let me rock, let me roll
let me rock, let me rock in peace

feels good
mumma mumma just I knew it would

I get my kicks
outta playin' my licks
outta layin' my chicks
down on route sixty six
let me rock, let me rock
let me rock, let me rock in peace

(rock, rock, rock in peace) I wanna rock
(rock, rock, rock in peace) just let me rock
(rock, rock, rock in peace) I wanna
(rock, rock, rock in peace) let me rock, rock in peace

that feels good
mumma just like I knew it would
outta my way
got a boogie to play
every dog has his day
rock 'n' roll here to stay
let me rock, let me roll
let me rock, let me rock in peace

(rock, rock, rock in peace) I wanna rock
(rock, rock, rock in peace) I wanna rock
(rock, rock, rock in peace) rock
(rock, rock, rock in peace) I wanna rock
let me rock in peace
(rock, rock, rock in peace) like Little Richard
(rock, rock, rock in peace) oh Jerry Lee
(rock, rock, rock in peace) oh Chuck baby
(rock, rock, rock in peace) I wanna rock
let me rock in peace

Ride On

it's another lonely evenin'
in another lonely town
but I ain't to young to worry
and I ain't to old to cry
when a woman gets me down

got another empty bottle
and another empty bed
ain't to young to admit it
and I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head

that's why I'm lonely, I'm so lonely
but I know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna ride on, ride on
standing on the edge of the road
thumb in the air
one of these days I'm gonna, change my evil ways
'til then I'll just keep
riding on

broke another promise
and I broke another heart
but I ain't to young to realise
that I ain't to old to try
try to get back to the start
and it's another red-light nightmare
on another red-light street
and I ain't too old to hurry
cause I ain't too old to die
but I sure am hard to beat

but I'm lonely, lord I'm lonely
what I'm gonna do
(ride on, ride on) got myself a one-way ticket
(ride on, ride on) going the wrong way
gonna change my evil ways, one of these days
one of these days

ride on, ride on, ride on, gonna ride on
I'm gonna ride on
lookin' for a truck
keep on ridin'
ridin' on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
(ride on, ride on) gonna have myself a good time
(ride on, ride on) yeah, yeah ,yeah
one of these days, one of these days

Jailbreak

there was a friend of mine on murder
and the judge's gavel fell
jury found him guilty
gave him sixteen years in hell
he said
I ain't spendin' my life here
I ain't livin' alone
ain't breaking no rocks on the chain gang
I'm breakin' out and headin' home
gonna make a jailbreak
and I'm lookin' towards the sky
I'm gonna make a jailbreak
how I wish that I could fly
all in the name of liberty
all in the name of liberty
got to be free
(jailbreak) let me out of here
(jailbreak) sixteen years
(jailbreak) had more than I can take
(jailbreak)

he said he'd seen his lady being fooled with
by another man
she was down and he was up
had a gun in his hand
bullets started flying everywhere
and people started to scream
big man lying on the ground
with the hole in his body where his life had been
but it was all in the name of liberty
all in the name of liberty
I got to be free
(jailbreak)
(jailbreak) I got to break
out of here

heartbeats, they were racin'
freedom, he was chasin'
spotlights
sirens
rifles
firin'
but he made it out

with a bullet in his back

(jailbreak)